You amaze me with your inability to chew with your mouth closed. Each bite brings dozens of smacks and slurps along for the ride, yet you are oblivious. It’s irritating. The sounds you make at dinner set my teeth on edge. My brain freezes and all conversation is drowned out by the oceans of strange noises emanating from your mouth. I’m pretty sure my one eye widens and crosses while the vein in my neck pops. Continue reading
